My last conversation

Jo: "Where's My Addams's Pad?"

Me: "It's In The Bag"

This is the first time I have heard this term "Addams's Pad" - implying - the iPad that I use to watch the Addams Family every night.

Why was it in the bag?

I used the bag to ensure that she removed both cans of hairspray and the other white can with a green cap off my Captains Chair console.  AND the bag was a bag that was littered on my immaculate couch.  Rubbish... without a bit of bait.  Knowing the Pad was going to be gotten I married it with the contents of the bag.  

Then I waited for a bite...